You often hear songs about work on the Working Podcast. A new feature on the Jobacle blog called 'Work Lyrics' will share the best lyrics and song clips that have to do with work.Submit your favorites here.Today's lyrics come from five-piece rock/hip-hop band Karate High School. The song is "Another Day At The Office."The robots march in line to get to workbecause it's almost punch-in time.we've traded in our lives for deadlines only met overtime.and for each hour they own us we work towards our bonus.we've been following the script for so long we forgot who we are.just another day nothing ever changes.how did my life become 9 to 5?we've been following the script for so long we forgot who we are.we can only work this shift for so longlets shake hands and talk statistics as we try our best to act pretentious.i still smile everydayand make believe that life was meant to be this way.but inside im starving for something to real.we've been following the script for so long we forgot who we … [Read more...] about Work Lyrics: work. eat. sleep. repeat.
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Is That a Pearl or Just Sand in Your Crack?
We all know that pearls are found in oysters. We also know that pearls are very valuable. However, do you know how a pearl is really created? An irritant (such as sand) gets inside the shell, and the oyster releases a chemical to coat the foreign particle. After many, many coatings, the piece of irritating material has become a pearl! Now, have you ever sat in the sand on a beach and gotten sand inside your clothing? It is quite uncomfortable! Imagine how the oyster feels not being able to get the sand out of its shell.Those two ideas can also be related to your career. Have you ever had a great idea or a desire to do something important with your life? Is it a business idea? A dream to work at another company? A desire to retire early and sit on the beach (in a sand-proof suit, of course)? That's your piece of sand. Now, instead of just letting it irritate you until you can't stand it any longer, treat that irritant like an oyster would. Use it. Grow it. Make it a focus of your life.I … [Read more...] about Is That a Pearl or Just Sand in Your Crack?
Verbal Abuse at Work? Listen to the Christian Bale Uncensored Audio
Liz over at The Inside Job has an interesting post on bully behavior. Basically, actions that "intimidates, degrades, offends, or humiliates a worker, often in front of others. Bullying behavior creates feelings of defenselessness in the target and undermines an individual’s right to dignity at work."On the receiving end of Bale's tirade was Shane Hurlbut, the Director of Photography on the new Terminator film. Below is the uncensored version of the alleged Bale audio. NOT work safe.Is this a verbal reprimand from someone who is passionate about what he's doing or is he being nothing more than a high school yard bully? … [Read more...] about Verbal Abuse at Work? Listen to the Christian Bale Uncensored Audio
Master List of Unemployment and Layoff Sites
With every new trend comes a sea of blogs looking to corner the niche. Perhaps that's the only silver lining as America's financial situation looks to get worse before it gets better. At some point, we've gotta recommend you look away from the train wreck; spending too much time on the doom and gloom will give you nothing but a panic attack. However, if you're looking to stay in the know when it comes to layoffs, or simply want to commiserate with your pink-slip peers, here are the blogs where you'll feel at home.Feel free to add your favorite unemployment blogs below.Global Crisis News: Aims to bring clarity to the economic and financial 'disaster' by making headlines from multiple sources available on a single Web site.Pink Slip Blog: Devoted to posts related - however tangentially - to the workplace, business, management, the economy, lay-offs, etc.SimplyFired: Run by job search engine SimplyHired, the Webist gives you a place where, "If you don't laugh, … [Read more...] about Master List of Unemployment and Layoff Sites
Super Bowl Ad Roundup 2009: Jobs & Careers
The economy is all jacked up. The country seems like it's on an out of control freight train heading towards a 10% unemployment rate.I can't get a raise. You can't get a new job.But some companies out there have $3 million to spend on 30 seconds. The Super Bowl might be over, and by this time next year no one will remember who won. But will you remember any of the ads...even tomorrow?! The fatwalleted companies who broke the bank certainly hope you do.Here are our thoughts on the work-related job and career stuff. As always, your thoughts are welcome in the comments section below. Check out an audio recap below and don't forget to use those Sick Days! Direct DownloadCareerBuilder.comThese guys need to throw in the towel already, as their Super Bowl commercials get less funny each year.The concept is things to look for to figure out if you need a new job. From a woman screaming in her car in the work parking lot, to a toe-picking, Speedo-wearing co-worker, the ad illustrates … [Read more...] about Super Bowl Ad Roundup 2009: Jobs & Careers
Sun, Rain or Snow at Work?
Frozen ice, sleet and snow has descended on New York, producing one of the coldest and dreariest winters in recent memory.Weather is a big part of our lives. From filling small-talk voids to taking up half a the local newscast with idiotic technology, the psychology of outside conditions goes way beyond 'will I freeze my fingers off today.'I pose the following question, dear readers:What weather do you prefer to work in?We're assuming you work in an office like us, which means in reality, exterior temperatures, humidity and precipitation are, for the most part, irrelevant.Personally, I like waking up to blue skies and sunshine for the drive to work. Then at about 10am it becomes cloudy and overcast. The sun plays peek-a-boo, eventually reappearing at about 3pm for the duration of the day.I know it's greedy but I don't like when it's too nice outside and I'm stuck indoors under the fluorescent lights. At the same time, I don't want weather to be too severe, creating commuting chaos and … [Read more...] about Sun, Rain or Snow at Work?
If Office Supplies Could Talk…
If your office supplies could talk, what would they say about you? I know it sounds like a weird question, but ever since I received an Open Letter From My Keyboard, I try to be sensitive to the needs and feelings of my office supplies. We spend so much time together at my desk, it just makes sense to make sure we have a cordial working relationship. Plus, when I'm in a pinch, I want to know I can depend on the tools that make work possible. After some thought, I figured what better day than today to check in to see how they're all doing. ANDREW G.R.: Hey Stapler, how's it going? STAPLER: Jam-free for over a year, and you acknowledge me now? AGR: I'm sorry, Stapler. I'm just juggling so many projects - PENS: We've noticed. Any chance you can keep us out of your mouth? AGR: Sorry guys. It's a bad habit, but I like to think it's getting better. SCOTCH TAPE: Whatever! AGR: Scotchy, why the attitude? SCOTCH TAPE: You left me for a binder clip!? AGR: I'm … [Read more...] about If Office Supplies Could Talk…
Beware of Other Career Blogs
Sometimes I wonder if they'll have to extend my local Barnes & Noble bookshop to accommodate the always-growing career self-help aisle. With so many books written by "experts," and thousands of blogs devoted to making work better, I sit here this morning wondering if any of it has made a difference.With more resources at our ready than ever before, are a greater number of people happier at work then lets say 10 years ago?My Jobacle ego likes to think so, but how can we quantify the results? Unemployment numbers continue to trend towards double digits, hitting the highest rate in 16 years. Do any of these people feel better because they can commiserate with one another?Authors have always had a bonafied credential. They can point to the fact that they were able to to get through a publisher's filter. At that point, the writer has to know what they're talking about, right? My sneaking suspicion is that in the 21st century, that is less true than ever before. It seems as if … [Read more...] about Beware of Other Career Blogs
Work Lyrics: deny this corporate lobotomy
You often hear songs about work on the Working Podcast. A new feature on the Jobacle blog called 'Work Lyrics' will share the best lyrics and song clips that have to do with work.Submit your favorites here.Today's lyrics come from Oklahoma alternative rock band Caroline's Spine. The song, fittingly enough, is called "Work Song."it's another early morning, sun came up without a warningi never do nothing til i'm showered and cleangot my pager, got my cuffs, a matching tie should be enoughi never leave the house without something to eatan early riser by genetic, take the stairs cause i'm athleticalways at the office before anyone elsei take my faxes to be copied, grab a donut, grab some coffeepicture a diploma sitting on my shelfthe monotony is killing meand i try to deny this corporate lobotomyi need a suit of armor for a meeting,know i'm gonna take a beating,understaffed, and my department's in a crunchbudget has become a hassle, boss is ripping me a new assholesays he wants an answer … [Read more...] about Work Lyrics: deny this corporate lobotomy
How'd You Score That Gig?
Like the warning that tells us never to go food shopping when we're hungry, the same axiom really applies when career shopping. The hungrier, or more needy we feel in terms of job fulfillment, the more likely it is that either we'll select a career path not in our interest, or - worse yet - simply settle for...whatever.Yet the new book, How'd You Score That Gig?: A Guide to the Coolest Jobs-and How to Get Them, by career expert Alexandra Levit, helps in a number of pragmatic, yet creative ways to provide us with a veritable shopping list of what to look for in finding that career of our dreams. Sure, you may think that you've 'heard it all before,' but what the author does is help us gain just enough insight into ourselves so as to better refine the search process. Using a simple, but innovative self-assessment test, Ms. Levit cleverly engages the reader to participate in the career satisfaction discovery process.She's created a 'passion profile,' so that readers can learn, and better … [Read more...] about How'd You Score That Gig?