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The Truth About Teachers

by Werdna Yug Leave a Comment

More Sex and the City than Head of the Class, many of today's teachers are just like you and me: potty-mouthed servants living paycheck to paycheck, suffering from the Sunday Night Blues.As a kid, teachers were in a league of their own.  They existed only to teach.  I never pictured them heading home, cooking dinner, paying bills, and so on.  While none of these are major revelations, it's a good time to remind you about the truth surrounding one... >They curse.  No big surprise here.  But did you know that many of them curse about the children.  F'n bastards,' 'little prick,' as*hole,' etc.No word is too vulgar to describe the misgivings of students.  You might think your child is not applicable. Think again.>They have sex.  Some even with each other.  Of course there's the occasional headline-grabbing sexually depraved animal that takes advantage of children. No.  I'm talking about full-on consensual, legal, legitimate … [Read more...] about The Truth About Teachers

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Proof That You Are Never Stuck at Work

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Being stuck at work, feeling trapped or powerless, is nothing more than a mind f*ck.  You have a lot more control than you think.  Don't believe me?  I'll prove it to you.  Enter Exhibit A: The Energy Wheel. Life expectancy varies from country to country and is based on many factors. However, assuming you are reading this from North America or Europe, there's a good chance you will live for more than 25,000 days.  Each day brings a new feeling. A new chance to make it what you want. At this very moment, you might feel stuck at work or in a 'dead-end job' or career, but you are not.  Take a look at the image below. Life is continuous change. At any given moment you could be anywhere within the Energy Wheel.  Cause while it might look like only a few options, it actually represents the full range of feelings you can experience when at work. HOT NEGATIVE = Conflict HOT POSITIVE = Inspiration COOL NEGATIVE = Stagnation COOL POSITIVE = Accomplishment In the past, I've … [Read more...] about Proof That You Are Never Stuck at Work

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How to Develop an Executive Persona

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This is a guest blog by Chris O’ HaraEver noticed that everyone in executive management positions speak in the exact same annoying, almost clone like, subdued, yet slightly rude, Ben Affleck voice. They even have the same mannerisms in the way they act and dress. It’s like there is a secret training club where directors go and learn these skills. Actually there is a club, and I’ve been there, but tell no-one, or I may be at risk of losing my spleen. Here are 4 ways to develop an executive persona: 1. The look:Imitate the way these people dress; they look smart and clean - like they should be taken seriously. Buy a good quality suit, one that looks expensive but doesn’t stand out too much. You can find these in clothing outlets for a decent price if you look closely enough. The key is in the way it fits.  Not too baggy, not too tight.  Also, cut your hair and make sure you are clean shaven.  Think American Psycho. You may even want to buy a pair of … [Read more...] about How to Develop an Executive Persona

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Your Career Is Like a Bonsai Tree

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BONSAI: A living plant transferred into a pot or tray that can continue to live semi-permanently. It is often said that there are four disciplines that must be mastered to successfully grow and care for a bonsai tree: horticultural, technical, artistic and philosophical.  I propose that the elements to perfect your career are really no different.  Here's how: Ongoing Relationship - Sure there's birth and death, just like there is hiring and firing.  However, the in between is an ongoing process that will always be in a state of flux.  Unlike other things that happen in your life, you must remember that pleasure in your career  will not come from completing work, but rather from the act of making it fruitful and worthwhile.  Just like the bonsai, your job is a "living sculpture." Nature vs. Nurture - Bonsai growers often develop a deep relationship with their tree.  Not only does this result in a great feeling of tranquility, but since you are in control of many of the elements, … [Read more...] about Your Career Is Like a Bonsai Tree

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Free e-Book: Survive the Layoff

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At it's simplest form, a recession is defined as two consecutive quarters of negative growth in real Gross Domestic Product. Basically, any period with a high rate of unemployment, inflation and poor wholesale-retail sales can arguably be considered a recession. The good news is that this economic trend is a bottoming-out period, only lasting around a year. Of course, if you've been laid off, that year could feel like an eternity. Duane Morin of Commute Smarter has written Survive the Layoff - Practical Wisdom for the Unwillingly Unemployed. From gaining a better understand of the philosophy of the transition to reaching out to references, if you've been laid off or feel that you are on the verge, this eBook can be a nice starting point. Here's an excerpt. The entire thing is downloadable below. ASAP is Not An Acceptable Timeline "Naturally you’re hoping to get a new job that starts the day after your current one ends. Barring that, “as soon as possible” has a nice ring to it. But … [Read more...] about Free e-Book: Survive the Layoff

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Calling In Sick? Schedule an E-Mail

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These days, some employers feel it is acceptable to call in sick via e-mail. (Which really makes it e-mailing in sick). While we at Jobacle don't necessarily agree with the practice, we want to alert you about a new tool that could help you sleep late on these days you play hooky.LetterMeLater is a free service that allows you to write e-mails, using your existing e-mail address, and schedule delivery when you desire.  Just pick the day and time and your e-mail will be sent.Potential uses include:- E-mail your boss at 4am.  'I've been throwing up all night...'- Set up invoices to clients to auto send so you don't forget.- Schedule regular e-mails to staff members.Fear not.  The recipient has no way of knowing that the received message was scheduled.  Your e-mail address appears as the return address.This tool can eliminate the annoyance of setting your alarm early to contact the office.  Use with caution. Texting  and e-mailing sick into work can be shaky … [Read more...] about Calling In Sick? Schedule an E-Mail

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The Early Bird Gets Promoted

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Your morning commute is packed with many variables, most of which you can't control.  What you do have power over is when you wake up and when you leave your house.  Giving yourself a healthy time cushion to arrive at the office early has many benefits.You'll Be More Relaxed: Rushing to get to work on time starts your day off on a stressful note. Being able to get organized in the morning, plan your day and prepare for tasks that lie ahead are elements that will make you feel better prepared, thus reducing stress.Good Practice: Ever have that one friend who always shows up late? And every time they do, you get pissed off because it's a clear disrespect for your time. You never want to be viewed as 'that guy.' Not by friends, family or an employer. Showing up early sends a message that you value other people's time and it...Shows You Care: Aside from being a good human being and an example for others, coming in to work early everyday will set a consistent tone, a quality upper … [Read more...] about The Early Bird Gets Promoted

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Rules for the Last Two Weeks of Work

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How to Leave a Job the Right WayAfter months of endless resume submissions, you finally aced that interview and scored a gig that pays you $9k more a year.  Good for you!  You're already dreaming about those final two weeks at your current job.  You'll tell people how you really feel.  And if they ask you to do something annoying, you'll be damned if you grin and bare it.Not smart.The final two weeks at a job are never easy.  There are many psychological issues at play - including detachment - coming from both you AND your colleagues. It never ceases to amaze me how differently people tend to act when you're on the way out. Be ready for it.Some folks will be genuinely happy for you.  Others will be downright jealous.  You must keep in mind that you had the courage/luck to get out of the trenches.  Those who are still there are reminded that they are "stuck."  Believe it or not, most people do not have the initiative to make a … [Read more...] about Rules for the Last Two Weeks of Work

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Top 25 Careers to Pursue in a Recession

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Gambling? Prostitution? Alcohol?  Nope, it's not another trip to Vegas.  Those are vices that might keep you employed if we hit a full-blown recession here in the United States. As times get tough, the gang ar HR World want to keep you working. Check out their list of the  Top 25 Careers to Pursue in a Recession.To check out more links that can help make work better, visit the Career Filter for resources mentioned on the Working Podcast. … [Read more...] about Top 25 Careers to Pursue in a Recession

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Sick Boss Makes the Office Uncomfortable

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We all know what a problem presenteeism is; Workers, unwilling to take sick days, show up at the office, spreading their germs. It's sharing, not caring.I want to talk about something that is less common but a problem nevertheless.  People who show up to work sick - very sick - and in the process, make everyone else around them terribly uncomfortable.  We're not talking about the common cold, flu or poison ivy.  I'm speaking of serious stuff.  Life-thretening type stuff.We received an e-mail about a high-level employee at a company who is ill.  He's recently missed a lot of work, and according to the reader, is visibly medicated.  The sickness is so intense that on occasion, the boss will double over in pain, lose his balance or just close his eyes in sheer misery.Despite these public displays of discomfort, the boss has never addressed the illness to workers, leading people to ignore it entirely.  Not because they don't care, but because it appears … [Read more...] about Sick Boss Makes the Office Uncomfortable

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