Weigh the facts and tell us where you’d rather work and why…
THE BUSINESS
Initech
Austin, TX
Computer software company
Societal Contributions: Red stapler, TPS Reports, Flair
OR
Dunder-Mifflin
Scranton, Pennsylvania
Paper supply company
Societal Contributions: The Dundies
THE BOSS
Michael Scott
Marital status: single
Position: regional manager
Weapon: severe awkwardness
Catch phrases: "That’s what she said"; "Shut it"
Car: Chrysler Sebring convertible
OR
Bill Lumbergh
Marital status: single
Position: regional manager
Weapon: micromanaging, paperwork, Mmm, yeah
Catch phrases: "What’s happening?"; "Mmm, yeah, I’m gonna need you to…"
Car: Porsche 911 w/ license plate "MY PRSCHE"
THE LEAD WORKER
Jim Halpert
Position: Paper sales representative
Obsession: Receptionist Pam Beesly
Weapon: pranks
OR
Peter Gibbons
Position: software engineer
Obsession: waitress Joanna
Weapon: sarcasm
THE CO-WORKERS
Dwight Schrute
Position: Assistant to the Regional Manager
Obsession: authority
Weapon: pop culture references
Ryan Howard
Position: temporary employee
Obsession: not being "that guy"
Weapon: staring
OR
Samir Nagheenanajar
Position: software programmer
Obsession: pronunciation if his name
Weapon: computer virus
Michael Bolton (not the ass clown)
Position: software programmer
Obsession: Snoop Dogg, PC Load Letter
Weapon: baseball bat
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