Courtesy of Brian Leslie.
· I am the guy who will cause you unnecessary stress
· I am the guy who will require you to work more hours than anyone else
· I am the guy who will prevent you from watching your kids grow up
· I am the guy who will call you in the middle of the night for your monthly report
· I am the guy who will cut your lunch break short to get me a coffee
· I am the guy who will tell you your doing great but not give you a raise
· I am the guy who will deny your expenses from your last business trip
· I am the guy who will deny you of that well deserved promotion
· I am the guy who will bring you to tears when you make a mistake
· I am the guy who will get you to lock up well after you should have gone home
· I am the guy who will ask you to donate your time because the company is broke
· I am the guy who will turn one employee against another
· I am the guy who will who will ask you to work double shifts with no overtime
· I am the guy who will who will forget your name after 5 years
· I am the guy who will listen to your problems but never care
· I am the guy who will ask you to dress sexier for the clients
· I am the guy who will take you our for lunch at the Burger King drive thru
· I am also the guy who, you when you least expect it, will fire you YOUR ASS!
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