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I’m Your Boss!

by Andrew G. Rosen Leave a Comment

Courtesy of Brian Leslie.

 ·        I am the guy who will cause you unnecessary stress

·        I am the guy who will require you to work more hours than anyone else

·        I am the guy who will prevent you from watching your kids grow up

·        I am the guy who will call you in the middle of the night for your monthly report

·        I am the guy who will cut your lunch break short to get me a coffee

·        I am the guy who will tell you your doing great but not give you a raise

·        I am the guy who will deny your expenses from your last business trip

·        I am the guy who will deny you of that well deserved promotion

·        I am the guy who will bring you to tears when you make a mistake

·        I am the guy who will get you to lock up well after you should have gone home

·        I am the guy who will ask you to donate your time because the company is broke

·        I am the guy who will turn one employee against another

·        I am the guy who will who will ask you to work double shifts with no overtime

·        I am the guy who will who will forget your name after 5 years

·          I am the guy who will listen to your problems but never care

·        I am the guy who will ask you to dress sexier for the clients

·        I am the guy who will take you our for lunch at the Burger King drive thru

·        I am also the guy who, you when you least expect it, will fire you YOUR ASS!

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