There’s no escape: the holidays start NOW. The Jobacle gang has rounded up a list of gift ideas for your favorite office worker. Whether you pulled a co-workers’ name out of a hat or just want to bring some holiday spirit to your cubicle, we’ve got you covered with the 2007 Office Worker Gift Guide. If you’re looking for a motorized tie rack, move on!
Smencils
$1+
Back in sixth grade we had a "invention contest." I vividly remember submitting a flavored pen. Basically, I popped open a 19-cent Bic, poured some fruit juice inside and thought I’d be sharing flavor across the world with my fellow pen cheers. I didn’t win. But I sure like
these Smencils.
Made out of paper that is soaked in "gourmet liquid scents," these pencils are packed with fun scents such as cherry, rootbeer, watermelon, chocolate, etc. – or buy a kit and make your own at home.
You already know how important positive items are on your desk, at $1 a pop (minimum pack of 5) these #2 graphites promise two years worth of odor.
Mouse Envy
$40+
MouseEnvy begs the question: What does your mouse say about you? Mine says I’m pretty generic (oh, and that I have a pretty filthy hand).
Buy your co-worker a plush velvet heart mouse. Or maybe one shaped like a dog or a ladybug. If you’re looking to kiss some serious boss butt, go for the totally blinged-out Swarovski crystal mouse.
For about $40 you can bring some much-needed flair to your cube. Put the ‘S’ in superfluous and order one today.
Mouse Rug
$19+
You’ve already pimped out your mouse, now give it the pad it deserves! Surprisingly comfortable, more attractive, and far more durable than standard mouse pads, wow your colleagues with the beauty of a handmade rug pattern. Vacuum cleaner not included.
Forget a red Swingline stapler – how about a lime green one? Impress your co-workers with your toughness as you staple with authority!
Spread some Christmas cheer around the office when you decorate your desktop with a fiber optic USB Christmas Tree. No assembly, no stray pine needles and no worries about starting a wildfire. No word if a USB Menorah or Kwanzaa Candles are coming soon…
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Bring your office supplies to life! For a few dollars you can have your stapler staring at you or your coffee mug smiling back. Two sheets of removable stickers are sure to make any cube dullard the life of the office.
Flameless LED Scented Wax Candle
$17
Flourescent lights suck…the life out of you, that is! Maybe all my cubicle is missing is that romantic vibe. Enjoy a real wax candle with the warm glow of flickering candlelight — without the worry of real fire. It smells like Vanilla, runs on a timer and will totally freak HR out when they first see it. 500 hours on 2-C batteries gives you plenty of time to set the mood.
Stare at your loved one all day long while you toil away at work, thanks to this 7-inch digital frame. The thing will also playback video and audio. Just jam in almost any kind of memory card and you’re set. A remote control will allow you to toggle images. When you boss walks by you can put up a motivational poster like "TEAMWORK" and when your wife comes to visit you can make sure she goes home happy!
You’re gonna find someone to blame, why not this lovable plush guy. He can take the pain as you jab him with stickpins for dropping the ball on that monster project, sleeping through that meeting and missing that tight deadline. Oh wait, it was all your fault? NOPE! Blame it on the goat – he’s a jackass!
Nature’s Fire Color-Changing Volcano
$30
Fact: People generally feel better when they are outside opposed to inside. Why not bring a little of the exterior elements to your desk? Emulating the action of an erupting volcano, this bad boy will change light patterns with multi-colored effects. It’s a whole lot neater (and cheaper) than buying your own rain cloud.
I don’t drink coffee. But if I did, I’m sure nothing gets the day started right like the perfect cup of java. The MyCuppa Coffee Mug promises that it takes the guesswork out of this delicate art. Just choose the strength of your coffee based on its color – pour the milk and stir, watching the swatch, until what’s in the cup matches what’s on it
! Dishwasher and microwave safe, you can feel more secure about sending that new assistant to get you a cup. Why you’re not just drinking tea, I’ll never understand!
Fustrated by endless traffic jams? Do you glare at
the HOV/Carpool lane wishing you could cruise past everyone. Of course, in order to do that, you need at least two people, but you’re a loner who would never carpool with some small-talkin’ freak. That’s why you need Carpool Kenny! He’ll get you where you want to go without the annoying chatter. Just inflate him and you’re good to go! Oh, and we have no words of advice explaining this one to the authorities.
One of the most infuriating things about work is hearing other people’s inane conversations when you’re trying to concentrate. You need ChatterBlocker, unique software that blurs recognizable speech with a soothing blend of nature sounds, music and background chatter. Tune out disruptions and increase concentration at the office. Heck, this one sounds like your company might even foot the bill!
There are many other cool gifts out there for office workers. If you know of one, share the details in the comments section below!
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