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Last week I told you about a chunky honey that needed some loving, and how it all ended with a sexual mishap, and a unexpected offspring that was an article about body language in the work place. This week, as promised, I have some more useful tips which will help you gain an advantage in the big bad world of work. Today we will focus on deceit and doubt gestures that are commonly seen around the office. The Mouth Block It you ask a small child a question and they lie to you, it is very obvious they are doing so. They fidget a lot, avoid looking you in the eye, and usually cover their mouth. This mouth cover can also be observed in adults when attempting to be deceitful. Basically what happens is some of the fingers of the hand covers the mouth, and the thumb is pressed tightly against the cheek. This action occurs because the brain sub-consciously instructs the hand to hide the deceitful words being said. A fake cough can also accompany this gesture. This fake cough is an … [Read more...] about Identifying Deceit in the Workplace

For the 130 million households receiving an economic stimulus check, it's a very exciting time.  You are probably daydreaming of new furniture, a new bathing suit for the summer or perhaps that 'can't miss' diet plan.  Whatever your refund dreams, set aside part of it to put back into your career.  Just as Prince told us to party like its 1999, invest your money into your career like we’re in a recession.  How, you say?  Here are a few ideas: 1. Buy a new suit.  That suit you bought for your first interview has lost a few buttons over the years (or decades), and yes, everyone notices.  If your profession doesn’t require a suit, spring for the required outfit to spruce up your appearance.2. Purchase a relevant career book. If you want to get ahead, career-focused and motivational books can lend a helping hand.  Even if after graduating high school/college you made a vow to never read again, some rules were made to be broken.- … [Read more...] about 5 Ways to Invest Your Tax Rebate Check Into Your Career

Starting today, domain names with a dot me extension will be sold for the first time to the general public.  Originally reserved for the tiny nation of Montenegro (extra points if you can spot it on a map), the country has decided to ride the social networking wave by removing previous restrictions on .me domain name ownership.  Smart move.  After suffering financial losses of over $6 billion in the late 90s, the dot me revolution could help the territory dig out of debt.Domain registration service EnCirca will be facilitating the sale process and has announced the following roll out schedule:* May 6 - May 20, 2008: General Sunrise* May 20 - June 6, 2008: Quiet Period* June 6 - June 26, 2008: Land Rush* June 26 - July 17, 2008: Quiet Period* July 17, 2008: Open RegistrationI would recommend marking July 17 on your calendar today.  That's the day you would be wise to purchase YOURNAME.me.  It's a natural fit for an online resume and a smart way to take ownership … [Read more...] about WorkHack: Buy YOURNAME.me

Way back when I remember an interview with a rock star. I don't remember who it was, but I vividly remember his answer to a question.Q: What sets famous people apart from 'regular' people.A: Tailored clothingThink about it.  Even when the stars wear absurd looking clothing, it always seems to fit right.This rocker's secret was having his measurements taken in the U.S. and then having his clothes custom made overseas.  In his words, it actually worked out to be cheaper than buying from your local chain store.  Proving that point is new Website IndoChino. These guys will custom-tailor non-designer suits (made in China) starting at $199.  Not sure if my washed up rocker friend is behind this great idea.Speaking of clothes fitting right...I need your help with a serious problem,  Every day I'm being suffocated.  Perhaps you read about my anticlimactic promotion.  Well since then, my boss has been riding me about my tie know.  I'm NOT kidding.  I … [Read more...] about My Necktie Is Killing Me Slowly (and other fashion tales)

Last week I noticed a rather plump-looking lady rimming a glass with her big sausage finger, whilst intermittently and seductively glancing at me. She was also twirling her long blonde hair with the index finger of her other hand. So I did what any extremely intoxicated man would do. I brought that chunky honey home and fell asleep on her back moments before intercourse. This experience opened my eyes to a whole new hidden underlying world. It conjured up the notion in me that people can be read and understood simply by their body language. So, after some quick research and a lot of unscientific induction, I have arrived at this...4 ways to utilize body language in the work place.   Mirroring In body language terms, the word mirroring basically means adopting the identical gestures and postures of the person with whom you are speaking. This copying is a means by which one person “tells” the other that he is in agreement with his ideas and attitudes. This knowledge … [Read more...] about Common Office Body Language